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Joke of the Day

"A man comes into the doctor's office the doctor says: ""Clean that up yourself."""

"I just can't stay mad at Monday when it happens to be a day off from work."

"Have you heard the one about the three holes in the ground? Well well well..."

"I like to slip a Honey Boo Boo episode in every once in awhile to remind my husband that it could be worse."

"I hurt my foot the other day. My heel can't support any weight. But I haven't got to see a doctor yet. I'm just tiptoeing around the issue."

"I've got a good knock knock joke. But you have to start it"

"Two blondes went to a drive-in movie. What movie did they go to see? ""Closed for Winter""."

"I am used but in good condition."

"You think 70 degrees yesterday and snow today is funny, Mother Nature? *empties 326 cans of hairspray outside* Knock that shit off!"

"Despite hating tomatoes, I was a tomato in a school play. I put my personal beliefs aside and nailed the role because I was a professional."