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Joke of the Day
"Jesus wasn't just fit.... He was crossfit."
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"I haven't made egg jokes in a while I thought I'd take a crack at them"
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"Don't worry if you're not part of a clique. You can get the same experience by running through a minefield."
"Oscar Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door... ...but his girlfriend was against it."
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