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Joke of the Day
"How much does a Qur'an weigh? Allaht"
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"Apple is suing Qualcomm for selling them overpriced chips. Punchline ends."
"My favorite way to mop the bathroom floor is to give the kids a bath. The walls, too. Yup, and ceiling."
"Why did Germany run out of gas? Because they gave it to the Jews I'll be in Argentina for awhile."
"What do you call a nutritionist who sidelines as an automotive journalist? A carb-o-rater"
"What did Mexico City say to his father before he left for college? Ciudad..."
"What's Hitlers least favorite drink? Jewce"
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"Dear women who just gave birth, Stop naming your child 'Khalessi'. Sincerely, The rest of the human race"
"Why doesn't the melon get married? Because it cantaloupe."