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Joke of the Day
"When I started telling dad jokes like my father I knew I was full groan."
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"Hey girl are you the great American West? Because you're flat and fertile"
"Neurotic Girls... Wear Freudian Slips"
"How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, ""Really dude, you look huge!"""
"The last person you would ever hear say ""hey gang"" is someone in an actual gang"
"Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice! Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone."
"What's the biggest type of tree? A Country."
"I maintain a lifelong grudge against anyone at a restaurant who orders after me yet gets their food before me."
"I've been hit by a car before, you don't want to go down that road."
"Do you know what i say to people that are ""butthurt""? well stop doin anal."