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Joke of the Day
"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.... We'll see about that"
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"What did one plane said to the other plane? Can I crash at your place?"
"What is a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons: 1. Illegal Downloading"
"The closest I get to exercising is when I trip on the sidewalk and pretend jog for like 10 feet."
"What language do bugs in the Middle East speak? Scarabic"
"Sometimes when I want to make my girlfriend feel skinny, I just release about 25% of her from the air valve."
"How do you tell a transgender from a real woman? The quality of the sandwich."
"What does DNA stand for? the National Dyslexic Association"
"Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes."
"I caught my wife cheating with the neighbor last night They are both banned from being the banker during monopoly game night now. That will teach them to sleep together."