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Joke of the Day
"I think we could significantly cut down the number of different pasta shapes and still be okay."
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"What did the train say on the way to auschwitz? Jew-Jew I'm sorry, that made me feel dirty. Should probably take a shower..."
"Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face? A Piano."
"I made love to a girl in quicksand. That was the only time she went down on me."
"The problem with politics today... Republicans treat people like dogs and Democrats treat dogs like people"
"Yo momma's so fat... LIGO detected her gravitational wave."
"A pessimist, optimist and feminist Optimist: The glass is half full Pessimist: The glass is half empty Feminist: The glass is raped"
"The First Time"
"What do you call a group of spoiled children? The government"
"What did Jay Z call his girlfriend when they were dating? A Feyonce"