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Joke of the Day
"I think we could significantly cut down the number of different pasta shapes and still be okay."
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"If you men have your Movember, then us ladies should have our own.. Vajanuary."
"""So did you hear Bruce Willis passed away?"" ""Really? How?"" ""Suicide. Overdosed on Viagra and Cialis."" ""That's terrible!"" ""Well, he always wanted to Die Hard."""
"Why is Neil Degrasse Tyson such a famous physicist?... On the day he was born he escaped a black hole...... and then he spent his life studying them."
"I am busy contemplating my future. Don't worry, this will only take a minute."
"My kids are asking to be fed and cared for and stuff. This parenting thing is bullshit."
"I have walrus-like reflexes! Basically I roll around my apartment and slap my belly when I want food"
"Did you hear about the professor that got in a horrible wreck? He was grading papers on a curve."
"A watch dog is like a regular dog,only it can show you the time."
"In the English language, ""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologize"" mean the same thing. Unless you are at a funeral."