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Joke of the Day
"What did the grad students call the new Asian post-doc? The Yellow Fellow."
Next Joke
"My kids just introduced themselves as ""Let's Go"" and ""We're Late"""
"Q: how can you tell it is almost St. Patrick's day? A: Everyone is taking out their Paddy-o furniture."
"Finally goes to open-mic night. gets on stage. bombs so badly gets arrested for terrorism. #BucketListFails"
"a man walks into a bar he falls to the floor unconscious. oldy, but a goody."
"You wanna hear a Dad joke? Well, I don't have any kids yet so you're gonna have to ask someone else!"
"What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano? A diseased beaver on your organ."
"You hate me? Well okay, grab a chair and wait for me to care."
"What do they call Chipotle in Canada? Chipotl-eh"
"Day 218 of making fun of CrossFit."