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Joke of the Day
"Just reminding everyone on the sub, 9/11 jokes aren't funny. They're plane wrong."
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"Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool so I decided to give him a glass of water."
"How do you see countries neighboring Russia? Ukraine your neck."
"What's the main difference between light and hard? I can go to sleep with a light on"
"What happens when an Illuminati member works out and gets really buff? He becomes an Illumi-hottie"
"I'm practicing emotional abstinence I haven't given a fuck in years"
"Congress passed some bold legislation regarding cerebral palsy recently They call it the Ballsy Palsy Policy."
"How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond? Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser."
"i would like it if batmans ears folded down when he got sad"
"Everyone done keeping calm yet?"