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Joke of the Day

"Why are all computer scientists such pessimists? They always worry about the worst case!"

"Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary? She needed more concentration."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away. and pepper-spray keeps the blacks at bay!"

"Got my left hand an awesome Valentines card and vibrating glove."

"I could tell you a Chemistry joke .....but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction"

"What is the difference between a Caucasian and an Asian? A Cauc."

"Cop: You know why I pulled you over sir? Me: Because you suck at finding rapists, murders, molesters, thieves, and arsonists?"

"Why did the marine park worker feel aimless? Because they lacked porpoises."

"I want my tombstone to read: Don't feel too bad, he really liked sleeping"

"What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted."