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"Where do French lawyers like to relax? The J'accusi"
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"When you read an unfunny joke: downvote it."
"Kim Kardashian's starts a new political party, and names it Popular Back"
"Why is Oklahoma so windy? Because Texas sucks and Kansas blows!"
"What goes great with noodles? COMPANY!"
"Whenever I see someone pick up an avocado, feel it, and put it back I pick up that same avocado and whisper ""you're still beautiful"" to it."
"Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates... ... if you're fat, it won't last long."
"Not now ex-boyfriend. Someone favorited 2 of my tweets. I'm a huge deal around there now & you lost your chance. Just kidding. What time?"
"Where does a wealthy lady reside? A womansion"
"I just flew in from the gender neutrality conference.... And boy or girl are my arms tired"