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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an African American astronaut? An astronaut you racist Jerk."

"What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps? Walkers"

"I'm not superstitious, I'm just a bit stitious."

"Hot girl in the avatar, but no selfies in your pics. I'm just gonna call you ""bro"" from now on."

"Releases 420 cows on the field Graze it. Jk bye"

"Minecraft releases a new movie Critics say its a block buster!"

"What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza? Pearl Harbor pizza."

"When the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show comes on the TV. So do I."

"What's the difference between a Slut and a Bitch? A Slut sleeps with everyone A Bitch sleeps with everyone, except you."

"Why don't SJW's like guns? They can't handle the trigger!"