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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink!"
Next Joke
"What did the zit say to the other zit while they were making love? Yeah you like that you dirty pore?"
"I bought a wash basin from a skydiver today. And tomorrow he's going to *plummet* in for me."
"Just saw a spider. It was sleeping. I crawled into its mouth."
"Women and washing machines What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? Washing machine doesn't want to cuddle after you drop a load in it."
"Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife? The jury store"
"So I peed on my phone last night man was I pissed."
"A leopard can carry something twice its weight into a tree and a cougar can carry something half her age to bed."
"Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? She's a Woman.... No, Seriously, it's cause she's dead."
"What's a Jewish Catch 22? Free Ham."