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Joke of the Day

"So Harambe walked into a bar Bartender: What will you be having to drink? Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice? Me: Yes, justice for Harambe"

"What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile? IDK, i'm just a banana."

"A guy in Egypt was caught red handed stealing but was still refusing to accept it so they threw him in the river. He's still in De' Nile."

"Bill Cosby was actually gonna be in a Marvel movie He was gonna play Sandman."

"Gets pulled over: "" it's because I can't see isn't it?!"""

"What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive? he has Divine Right of way"

"Can't wait to sit in the doctor's office reception area so I can read how to fix meatloaf 3 ways & catch up on 1992."

"Why was the Taiwanese business man so stressed out? Because he had a Taipei personality."

"""For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.."" - Newton's Law ""Shredded cabbage and carrot make a great salad."" - Cole's Law"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he's not going to come anyway. (might of already been posted)"