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Joke of the Day

"So the Pope joined twitter so he can ""Reach out to a younger generation."" He is certainly not the first Catholic to have done that."

"Anyone know how long we are supposed to ""Shake It Off""? Taylor never specified and frankly I'm exhausted!"

"Why did Hitler cross the street? To get to the GENO-SIDE!"

"I'm having trouble finding a route to my rich aunt's funeral, Oh well, where there's a will... there's a way"

"A pen and a pencil race. Who won? The Pencil. He lead from start to finish."

"Judge: Ms Spears, how do you plea? ""I'm not. that. innocent."" *frustrated defense counsel tosses like 9000 papers in the air*"

"I wish black people took jokes... ...as well as they took bullets."

"Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died"

"The best thing about the south is... They still hang their knickers in the front lawn."

"What do you call a black person that can fly a plane? A pilot, you racist fucks. P.S Wasn't that well received in anti-jokes, so I figured it might work better here."