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Joke of the Day
"I tried bringing sexy back but the lady at Walmart assured me I didn't get it there."
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"Who wants two tickets to the gun show? I bought the Groupon but can't make it :("
"Hands down half 6 is my favourite time of day."
"What is invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts"
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side!"
"As a girl, what's both a good and a bad thing to say when a guy can't get it up? ""No hard feelings"""
"The holiday season is coming up. Every year I make my parents something. I make them disappointed."
"What would be a Jew's fighting stance in mortal kombat? Jew jipped you!"
"Two pubes sat on a toilet seat...nsfw One says to the other, ""how long are we going to stay here?"" The other says ""dunno, till we get pissed off I suppose""."
"My dad just told me I was conceived in a circlejerk... apparently things got out of hand."