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Joke of the Day
"What is invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts"
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"5 Brazilian dollars sounds like a lot of money... However, with the current exchange rate its only about $1.35 USD"
"Ten times I've watched that episode of Friends where Rachel has the baby, just so I'll be emotionally ready when my wife delivers tomorrow."
"As a Hilary supporter in Colorado, I'm still happy with the outcome of the election. Since proposition 106 passed I can legally kill myself now that trump won."
"I sure buy a lot of alcohol. Hope I'm not a shopaholic."
"My father told me that I should condition more and shampoo less I told him to stop getting in the shower with me"
"Yo' mama is so stupid... (OC) She thinks Salmonella is a Disney fish princess."
"Whatever, low battery indicator. You're not the boss of"
"It's not that I'm antisocial. My phone just happens to be a lot more interesting than the entire human population."
"What did the red dog say to the blue dog? Nothing, dogs can't speak."