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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between acne and a Child Molester? Acne waits till you are 13 to come all over your face."

"What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear? Hearing AIDS"

"None of the women liked Richard William Soft He's Dick Willy Soft"

"How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb? How many did it take last year?"

"What do you call a puppy on its period in the peak of summer? A hot dog with ketchup at one end."

"If kids get their mouths washed out with soap for saying naughty words are we supposed to wash their hands for typing them?"

"MAN: I'll get pasta & she'll have the salad COW: What's that mean? MAN: Uh- COW: I'm fat? MAN: ... You're a cow? PIG AT NEXT TABLE: Ooo"

"I wasn't a fan of my facial hair at first.. But then it grew on me..."

"I don't think I'll ever get married... Instead, I'll find a woman I don't like and buy her a house."

"What do you call a skinny, Islamic cow? A moo-slim."