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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a puppy on its period in the peak of summer? A hot dog with ketchup at one end."
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"Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Daisies are brown, I'm a terrible gardener."
"Tooth sale Two buck teeth for 1$ buck"
"I was recently in court with a necrophiliac as a judge... Everyone got the death sentence."
"I once asked my friend from New Zealand to count how many girlfriends he's had Shortly after attempting to do so, he fell asleep."
"Daughter: Here you go! Me: You're my favorite. Son: Yesterday, you said I was your favorite! Me: Yesterday, you were closest to the remote."
"I dig You dig He digs She digs We dig They dig I know it's not a good poem but trust me, it's deep."
"""I'm laying by the pool. Better take a picture of my legs and post it on the internet."" - girls"
"Whats the leading cause of pedophilia? sexy kids"
"If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner it's usually about 90 degrees."