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Joke of the Day

"Arguing with a woman is like reading a software license agreement In the end you ignore it all, wait for the end and click ""I agree"""

"When I search Canadian cats in Google... It just gives me a bunch of lynx."

"People of Twitter: If you worry that you aren't creative enough, buy a gym membership and see how many excuses you find not to use it."

"What do you call a large hairy gay man with no teeth? A gummy bear."

"What grows on the World Wide Web and stings? Internettles."

"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear and one is a great year"

"What's the difference between a jew and pork ? Cooking time."

"Everyone's like ""I love Obama"" or ""I love Romney"" and I'm just over here like ""I love whiskey and beer"""

"If Jesus loves me how come he's never liked a single one of my instagram selfies"

"What did the man with The World's Largest Penis say when he had to have his legs amputated ""Don't worry, I still have my third one."""