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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream? Lack-toes intolerant"

"Pretty sure the neighbors are impressed with the banging and screaming they heard. Little do they know it was just me chasing a spider."

"Andy was away from school for 2 days because he had a flu. On the third day when he went back to school his teacher told him how he felt. I feel with my hands Miss !"

"What's the difference between a slab of meat and someone who hates high school students? One's protein, the other's anti-teen."

"Out of all the post you've see on reddit... this is one of them."

"Why is my penis nicknamed Johnny Depp? Because I pirate so many pornos. Edit: I don't know how to add the nsfw tag sorry."

"Where will you find the most powerful man in Los Angeles? Watts."

"YO MAMA SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDESHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON."

"What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian? I don't know man, I just fly the drones."

"What did Little Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common? They both had curds in their whey."