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Joke of the Day

"I'm not gonna let something like a restraining order get in the way of a love as special and unique as ours. Shhhhh. Stop crying."

"A conversation between God and and Angel GOD: They scared enough? ANGEL: Not yet GOD: You got Trump running? ANGEL: Yup GOD: Hurricane? ANGEL: Yup GOD: Ok, send in the clowns."

"Reasons to jump: 1. Trampoline 2. Skydiving 3. Bungee jumping 4. Kris Kross made you"

"Like this if you can't think of a clever status either..."

"How do you know if someone was in the navy? Oh don't worry, they'll tell you."

"Hellen Keller Jokes What's long and black? every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity? Someone left a plunger in the toilet"

"What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal? Half Calf"

"really old joke based off a video game from the 90's What are the three certainties in life? ( Thank you for spellcheck on google chrome ) 1. death 2. taxes. 3. you'll hear this joke sooner or later"

"How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? He farts."

"Word of the day Exhaustipated...........Just too tired to give a sh!t"