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Joke of the Day
"You know what they say, once you go black... ...you're a single mom"
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"Why is the letter N the most powerful letter? Because it is in the middle of TNT."
"just saw the gorilla thing. what kind of thoughtless, negligent parent would raise their child in ohio"
"Why can't Trump be compared to vegetables in jokes? Because even artichokes have a heart."
"I'm throwing a party for people who can't ejaculate Let me know if you can come or not"
"Grammar Tip: When the zombie apocalypse starts I will be using people who write 'would of' instead of 'would have' as human shields."
"What did the pedophile say when he got out of jail ? ""I feel like a kid again"""
"God grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I will not read."
"A woman dropped a $10 note next to me. I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' I turned it into wine. I bought wine."
"How do you make gold soup? You use 14 carrots."