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Joke of the Day
"*sleeps with the fishes but does not use condom*"
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"Goat joke(my 1st please go easy on me) Q: What do call a gay goat. A: A Fagoat"
"I failed the communism test. No Marx."
"What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood? That's a huge axe man!"
"At the beach, women wearing a bikini exspose 90% of their body. But I'm a gentleman, and only look at the remaining 10%"
"What did Noah do with all the poop? Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here: http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/240xyy/brilliant_neil_degrasse_tyson_quote/ch2kcxl"
"What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer? The wheelchair"
"How do you discipline a pet rock? You hit rock bottom"
"Why do people wash their clothes in Tide? Because it's too cold out tide."
"A Jewish boy asks his father for $20 Jewish boy: dad can I please have 20 dollars? Jewish dad: 10 dollars?!? What do you need 5 dollars for?"