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Joke of the Day
"*sleeps with the fishes but does not use condom*"
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"I put my grandma on speed dial. Instagram is a thing, right?"
"I call my weed the Quran... because every time I burn it I get stoned."
"Cop at the gym just puked when he saw me do squat-thrusts. Said he hadn't seen anything that hateful or violent since the LA riots."
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"If you're upset about seeing a middle finger on TV, you're going to sh!t yourself when you see everything else going on in the world."
"In the old days you could send your kid to the store with a note to get your cigarettes. Now they need a mask and a knife."