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Joke of the Day
"What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels."
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"My friend that only dates Asian girls just started dating his ex-girlfriend again And I don't know if I should tell him."
"Did it hurt when you fell down from Heaven?"
"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her pussy? Only one retarded thing came out of her pussy."