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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair? he was a bad conductor."

"Alcoholism joke? If a person who is addicted to alcohol is an alcoholic, the a person who is addicted to cats is a catholic?"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Rasta Barbie ...she's got a tie-dyed t-shirt dreadlocks and reggae CD; rolling papers sold separately"

"I finally figured out the secret to click bait. It is to repost the title every week."

"1. Put on red T-shirt. 2. Remember that I need to go to Target today. 3. Take off red T-shirt."

"I just got hired as a garbage truck driver. There was no training, but I think I'll pick it up as i go along."

"A woman made a book about gardening.. Her name was *Theresa Green*."

"Why did the pasta get in trouble? Because he was stroganoff!"

"Why do bakers work so hard? Because they knead the dough."

"/r/jpegs A place for an assortment of quality pictures /r/jpegs"