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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend has just bet me I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta."

"It still amazes me that you need a license to catch a fish but any asshole can be a parent."

"My house-mate is terrified of negative numbers He'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

"Today I went down on my girlfriend Period."

"Why did the football coach go to Aldi? To get his quarter back!"

"How do you make a mailman cry? You kill his family"

"What do you call an object used as seating that can fly? A rocket lawn-chair."

"Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!"

"A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar r/Jokes mods ban them for having different beliefs than them"

"Why do beta fish fight each other? Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish"