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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about the Viking who was reincarnated? He was Bjorn again."
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"Facebook: Hey remember this pic of your dog that died? Me: Damnit Facebook not now. FB: Sorry... FB: Your ex girlfriend is getting married."
"Your parent's house: a place where even bad photos find their way into frames."
"I do not have an OCD over tidiness. I just wanted to clear that up."
"What's the difference between Leibniz and the Civil Rights Movement? Leibniz was able to integrate in 1675."
"""Doctor I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."" ""Next time take off the candles."""
"WIFE: why do we even need a gun in the house ME: *fires off 8 rounds just to kill a spider* that's why"
"What is the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds There are twenty of them"
"Colonel Mustard invited me to the library to check out his candlestick collection, but I dunno... I got a bad feeling."
"PJ time - Slogan behind an auto rickshaw I couldn't afford Volkswagen. Thus, Auto"