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Joke of the Day
"What shoes do pedophiles wear? White Vans"
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"What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated? Works it out with a pencil."
"I have a phobia of over engineered buildings... It's a complex complex complex."
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"My sister-in-law had a miscarriage Does that raise or lower her kill-death ratio?"
"When you assassinate, you make an ass out of ass innate."
"My wise grandfather once told me, ""The small things in life are often the most beautiful."" Guess that explains my midget fetish."
"""Huh?"" - Wonder Woman"
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Not banging my friends."
"Two guys are walking down the street and see a dog licking his balls... One of them says, ""man, I wish I could do that!"" The other says, ""well, maybe you should pet him first."""