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Joke of the Day

"I like my coffee like I like my slaves. Free. You racist!"

"Why was the Cyclops a terrible teacher? He only had one pupil."

"What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal? GoldiLochtes"

"Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!"

"Please stop making 9/11 jokes ... they're very plane."

"Why doesn't god like bacon? Because he isn't real."

"Tell women at the bar you are the lead singer of Train. There's no way they can know your lying."

"How to cow tip: First, sneak up behind the cow. Next, get into a wide stance. Finally, slip the money into it's bell."

"Super Irritating What kind of dogs use internet The ones we call dog-e"

"I don't trust any person who hasn't memorized the fuck out of Bohemian Rhapsody."