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Joke of the Day

"How to cow tip: First, sneak up behind the cow. Next, get into a wide stance. Finally, slip the money into it's bell."

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"Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because a semi truck hit her."
"How do you make a 4D printer? Just take a 3D printer and give it some time."
"Tragic News: Plane carrying Donald Trump underwent massive turbulence, lost engine power, stalled, but landed safely."
"The only person who's never seen what a chef in a pizzeria looks like is the artist who draws the cartoon chefs on pizza boxes."
"What does a cat call a bowl of mice ? A purrfect meal !"
"I try to refrain from farting while I masturbate. For I am a gentleman."
"Sad that 25 years ago Homer Simpson seemed like a looser in American culture and now it's like: ""Whoa...that guy has a job AND owns a home?"""
"What did the pirate get on his report card? Seven C's"
"I don't understand hair It's just over my head."