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Joke of the Day
"Walk into any flower shop and ask to see the chlamydias. That never gets old."
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"Stop saying ""There's plenty of fish in the sea."" I'm sick of fish seducing all our human women!"
"one time i went to the bathroom and i didn't know my xbox headset was still on and the other gamers heard me give myself a pep talk"
"LIKE if you've already broke one of your New Year's Resolutions."
"How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch? He's the one with the clean finger."
"Who invented the round table? Sir Cumference."
"What did the door say to the other door? I can see your Knob Simple yet effective"
"*turns on notifications* Notifications: I have a boyfriend"
"I have insomnia. I have insomnia My doctor says it's very common and that I shouldn't lose any sleep over it."
"They named it Galaxy Note because when you take this thing out of your pocket, the entire Galaxy can note that it's been taken out."