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Joke of the Day
"If the camera really does add 10 pounds Do Ethiopian kids even exist?"
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"What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle, and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire"
"What's the difference between a Greyhound bus station and a lobster with tits? One's a crusty bus station; the other is a busty crustacean."
"Why does anal porn never have a good plot? Too many loose ends."
"If two vegans don't like each other.. Is it still considered beef?"
"*leaves the kids w/ a new babysitter *calls to check on the sitter"
"Maybe money can't buy Happy but it can probably buy Dopey at a good price."
"There are 4 million battered women in the US. But I like mine plain."
"ME: You go thru space & time, just traveling alone? DOCTOR WHO: Usually w/a companion ME: Folks from space-time? DW: God no 21st century UK"
"""OK, they just have to air three more televised singing competitions and then... it's time."" -Mayans"