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Joke of the Day

"Why does my son Richard like playing in the mud? Because he then becomes filthy Rich."

"Seven days with no food makes Juan week."

"Why do white people's feet get so dirty? They walk on the sins of their ancestors."

"TIFU: By calling a passing play when I should have run the ball. Beast mode rules!"

"Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party He was looking for a tight seal"

"What's a bear's favorite kind of treasure? Bearied."

"How's everyone holding up? It's crazy out there! I've killed 15 zombies so far! And why the hell are they all carrying candy?"

"Me: [in bathroom] 7yo: [knocks] MOMMY? Me: Yeah pal 7: IT'S ME Me: I know 7: YOUR SON Me: Knew that too"

"Q: Why are manhole covers round? A: Because if they were square, you couldn't play twiddlywinks with them."

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull out the meat."