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Joke of the Day

"Just purchased one of those wigs that lawyers in England wear to put on when I have an argument with my wife."

"Oh no! An Xbox One and PS4 just had a head on collision... CALL AN AMBULANCE! WiiU WiiU WiiU WiiU WiiU"

"How do you buy hair? You have toupee"

"What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire? Politics."

"What do you call a virgin in West Virginia? An only child...."

"What is a creationist's favorite button in pokemon? B to cancel evolution"

"I married a Chinese millionaire..... ....Ka Ching."

"Policeman: Why didn't you stop at that red light? Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me."

"I assume when I get put on hold after I call customer service it's because 2 guys are flipping a coin to see who pretends to be the manager."

"Say what you want about kleptomaniacs, but they're definitely not cowards. Those guys have got balls of steal."