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Joke of the Day
"Say What You Will About Getting Shot But it always starts off with a bang."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chopin ! Chopin who ? Chopin the supermarket !"
"I was at a nightclub They played just dance I just danced They played twist I twisted They played jump I jumped They played come on Eileen, I was kicked out of the club"
"What's the most useless thing about a knife? The 'K'"
"What's the best lake to go motorboating? Lake Titicaca"
"How do you get a Warriors fan to stop masturbating? Paint his dick Cavaliers maroon and yellow."
"What hurts? When a man with a boner runs against a wall. And what is embarrassing? When his nose touches the wall first."
"Why did the chicken run across the road? She was worried the egg would get there first."
"I think the problem is that I'm 20% stud and 80% muffin."
"Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg? Because he always uses a razor."