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Joke of the Day

"It's time to go to bed when you type the name of the website you are already looking at into your browser."

"Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for? What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA?!"

"How i feel when i find out Tom Brady is suspended for 4 games"

"What'd the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where's my tractor?"""

"Why do elephants where pink shoes? To hide in the grass. Have you ever seen an elephant with pink shoes? No? Good hiders, aren't they?"

"Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function? Because only a Sith deals in absolutes. ^and ^it's ^non-differentiable ^at ^0"

"What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery? Give me one more chants!"

"GOOD COP: Give us a name! PERP: Never! TED TALK COP: Imagine a world where every single human has- PERP: Okay I'll talk, please just stop!"

"Hitler decides to hire a weather forecaster [Hitler] what's the weather looking like today? [Forecaster] Hail, Hitler!"

"If you're hitting the gas every time she tries to open the passenger side door, remember, the 8th time is always the funniest."