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Joke of the Day
"What is a Jawa's favorite drink? Martini"
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"I've had a slight accident with your sleigh Father Christmas! Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition! That's all right....now it's a mint with a hole!"
"Time is money, so if you never accept a job, you have 24 hours of money per day, which is the maximum amount, so youre the richest man alive"
"Sorry a remote fell out when you took off my bra"
"Doctor Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache? Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you'll have a bad headache."
"I don't see what's so offensive about calling someone from Pakistan a Paki... It's like calling someone from Scotland a Scot, an Australian an Aussie or someone from France a cunt"
"*man invents wheel* ""How can we possibly improve this?"" *Man invents wheel of cheese* ""Nailed it!"""
"What do you call a female comedian? not funny"
"What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea? A Navy Bean"
"How did the Nazis come up with the name for their concentration camp? After the first Jew off the train said ""Awe shits."""