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Joke of the Day

"Tarantulas make great pets because when they die, rather than grieving you'll feel an almost overwhelming sense of relief"

"How are Harambe memes keeping up? Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down. Edit: Spelling"

"I dated a mime that was a mistress Being tied up was a little complicated."

"How can you lose around 10 pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head."

"My girlfriend is the square root of -100 Perfect 10, but imaginary"

"Instead of throwing the first pitch, it'd be fun if Presidents had to quarterback the first play of a football game."

"Just did a spot on imitation of a new born calf while trying to gracefully exit a hammock."

"Why didn't Thor like the party? It was too Loki."

"How to make your dreams come true? Have a Stage 4 Cancer"

"What's the witches favourite pop group ? Broomski Beat !"