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Joke of the Day

"A woman in New York is suing a Manhattan salon for $1.5 million over a bad haircut. The last time I saw a disaster like that with clippers was Donald Sterling."

"Smart cars are a good idea until you die in a 5 mph parking lot collision"

"my sex life is a lot like the bible mostly imaginary and with not much chance of a sequel"

"Why do Communists only drink coffee? Because proper tea is theft."

"What do women and autistic people have in common? They don't know when to shut the fuck up"

"Do you know why the European stock markets are sliding down? Greece."

"Two men walk into a bar...... ...the third sees this and ducks."

"...People put the punch line in the title Don't you hate it when..."

"What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot, you racist!"

"According to this bathroom stall, my ex changed her number again."