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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog without front legs? Chester."
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"Fruit By The Foot, but no Meat By The Meter? I call bullshit."
"GOOD COP: The sign on your door says NOTARY NOTARY: Yes? NOT A GOOD COP: *menacingly leans onto desk* Sounds like something a RY would say"
"I went to the doctor.... he pulled down his pants, and I said, ""Dr. ewwwwww!"" He said, ""My name's not Drew."""
"How did you find the weather at camp? It was easy. I just went outside - and there it was!"
"I like bald eagles. They taste almost just like baby seals."
"A dog is a man's best friend. Don't belive me? Put your wife in the trunk, put your dog in the trunk, wait a couple of hours. After open the trunk and looks who's happy to see you"
"What Do You Call An Asian Billionare? Cha Ching"
"Why does everybody hate the grammar nazi He's just trying to make it Reich"
"How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ? Stacks !"