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Joke of the Day
"A midget went to the gym while visiting Sweden... He was a little thor the next day."
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"How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome? Check their jeans."
"A seal walks into a club. The end."
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? Depends how hard you throw them."
"You know what's the saddest part of North Korea getting hacked? It won't get to see this."
"two blondes... ...are chit chatting. ""I slept with a Brazillian!"" ""Wow, how many is that?"""
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? Many think it be 'r' but in fact it be the 'c'"
"What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector? Well, one is a toy-loving vapist..."
"Date me? You can't afford the maintenance to keep me. Vodka, high heels, steak, shiny clothes, tonic, Victoria's Secret, and bail money."
"My handwriting has slowly morphed from cheerleader to serial killer to elephant with a paint brush."