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Joke of the Day
"I own the tallest horse in town. When I sit on it, I understand what it's like to be a vegan."
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"I don't see the point of buying an autobiography when I can just flip to the last page and read the author's biography."
"Anyone else think they should limit Oscar acceptance speeches to 140 characters like Twitter?"
"What did one white cop say to another white cop? Another black man bites the dust."
"Did you hear that Tropicana funded the Nazi campaign? They made Jews from concentrate."
"Why does Bob Marley like jpegs, gifs and pngs but hate svg? Because they're raster graphic images."
"When I die, PLEASE don't bury me in a fancy suit. That happened to a guy I knew and it turned him into a skeleton."
"[raises hand during kickboxing lesson] when do we get to kick boxes? [instructor] that's not what we- [me] I just hate boxes so damn much"
"Why did the cow return to the marijuana field? It was the pot calling the cattle back."
"You're momma so fat... When she watches sports she roots for half off Papa John's."