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Joke of the Day
"I took a girl with microcephaly out on a date... I was hoping to get a little head."
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"Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship? Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou"
"[first date] Her: I just love eating clean and staying healthy, you know? Me:*flashback to the time I cry-ate two lasagnas* Totally"
"The first rule of Alzheimers club, Is don't talk about chess club"
"How does a feminist change a light-bulb? Just kidding, feminists don't change shit."
"What do you call a drunk dinosaur? A stagger-saurus."
"Why should everyone go to the dentist at least once every ten years? Because of tooth decade!"
"I Ordered Pizza From OP Pizza... Turns out they don't deliver."
"What do you call a guy who likes Adobe and little boys? a PDFile"
"4-year-old: Why do robbers steal money? Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff? She's a criminal mastermind."