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Joke of the Day

"What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get? An AT-STD."

"A man with no nose applies to be a professional flatulence detector."

"In Russia, we get reddit banned! Cause you know.... the recent ban on reddit."

"Why did Sally fall down the hill? I pushed her."

"Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal? He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed."

"I tried explaining to my girlfriend how hard it is to pee with a boner... Now she stands in the bathroom naked just to make it harder"

"Here's one I been working on What does a book of stickers and your butt have in common? Scratch and sniff"

"A fly just blew up in my room I'm scared it might be a Jihadi longlegs"

"[airport] ""you should have used a tag"" [a horse emerges on luggage belt] noone else has brought a horse linda [another horse appears] oh FFS"

"What's Forrest Gumps Favorite Password? 1Forrest1"