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Joke of the Day

"Someone should invent padded underwear for men to get back at women for wearing pushup bras"

"What kind of sweets do trucks like? Lorrypops."

"Kid: ""I want to be a doctor when I grow up."" Mom: ""You can't. Your hands aren't cold enough."""

"When my girlfriend dumped me I spent 8 hours making a replica of her house and her on Sims, then burning it down. Easiest way to move on."

"Why is the US terrible at league of legends? Because they can't protect their towers."

"A Man With No Legs Walks Into A Bar..."

"What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke."

"How was Rome split in half? With a pair of *Caesars*"

"Let's call Trump the ""Second Place President."" He'll love that."

"A mushroom walks into a bar The bartender says: ""Get out of here! We don't serve your kind here."" The mushroom says: ""Why not man? I really am a FunGi."""