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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary? An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names..."

"How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant? When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked"

"My great grandpa died in the holocaust. He fell off his gaurd post."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member? He went around killing gingers."

"Taken 5: has anyone seen my doggie?"

"COP:Do u know how fast u were going ME: The posted speed limit, 495 COP: Sir that's the route number, i don't even know how I caught up to u"

"Did you hear the joke about a feminist? That isn't funny."

"I'm 100% sure Zebra's didn't earn those things."

"My Local Pizza Place Just Folded Now they serve Calzones."

"What does Mexican binary code consist of? Zeros and Juans."