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Joke of the Day

"New documentary about the female menstrual cycle. Available exclusively at Redbox."

"I want to start a Bantu Saliva cover band... And call it ""Click Click Boom"". ^I'll ^^show ^^^myself ^^^^out."

"In China the labels read, ""Made by someone you know."""

"Have you ever thought about how weird it is that one of your hands is dumber than the other?"

"Why do rapists go after fat women? Because no one will believe them."

"I'm going to sell John Lennon memorabilia online. Imagine all the PayPal."

"I found my dad sniffing my sister's underwear. It wouldn't have been that awkward had she not been wearing them at the time."

"So the iPhone 7 gets arrested... He puts on his earpods and smugly declares ""sorry, you can't charge me while I'm using my headphones""."

"What do pessimists and electrons have in common There both always negative."

"It's hard to find a good babysitter who doesn't mind being paid in heroin."