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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever thought about how weird it is that one of your hands is dumber than the other?"

"I was at the pet shop, and said ""I'd like to buy a wasp."" ""We don't sell wasps,"" they said. ""Then why do you have one in the window?"""

"Why did God create Adam before he created Eve? So no one would tell him how to make Adam."

"What is light and red? Pink"

"What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada? Penny ..."

"Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store? Because they are all looking for their pere"

"Corduroy Pillow ""Did you guys hear about those new corduroy pillows?"" [silence] ""No? I heard they were making headlines"""

"The downside of having friends who love sarcasm and irony is that when we make plans I'm never entirely sure we really made plans."

"Women used to always call me ugly, until they find out how much money I make. Now they call me ugly and poor."

"What type of music do lightning bolts listen to? -Rock and Roll"