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Joke of the Day
"Why do rapists go after fat women? Because no one will believe them."
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"Italian Spies Why do Italians make good spies? Because they're masters of ""DEESE GUYS!"""
"A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, ""Can I park here?"" ... ... ""No"" says the cop. ""What about all these other cars?"" ""They didn't ask!"""
"When the guy at the liquor store offered to throw in some ketchup packets, I automatically said yes. Still not sure why."
"What does the KKK use to bake cookies? White flour!"
"Don't tell them but... I write horrible things about illiterate people."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? Hell-if-I-know"
"What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved."
"What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe."
"What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ? I.C. !"