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Joke of the Day

"what did the hat say to the other hat? ""you go on ahead."" I'd like to thank Twitternation, Steve Wozniak, Adam Schefter, @MattGroening and anyone else who helped me achieve this great feat!"

"A man walks into a bar He asks the bartender, ""Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?"" The bartender shakes his head and says, ""No, we only have plain."""

"America, Britain isn't the ex who pretends it was mutual We're the ex who say 'Phew, missed a bullet there'"

"A joke my 4 year old nephew made up. (It makes no sense, but still made me laugh.) If the three legged turtle crosses the road what color is the rabbit? Green! Because Space Jam was a good movie."

"A friend told me to try Viagra, he said it'll make me feel like James Bond. I don't know about that but I can defiantly feel my Rodger Moore."

"I want to become a waiter so I can hear a lot of people say ""Ish reaahy ghuud."""

"yo mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings ""i got sunshine on a cloudy day""....."

"Popcorn is great but why did we stop there? This is America & I intend to find out what other foods would be delicious if we exploded them."

"gordon brown is so boring, if he were a spice girl, his name would be ""salt"""

"Where is the Serengeti Plain? At the Serengeti airport."